Rabid bats?

OMG!!!!!! Rabid bats!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!1111!!!!111eleventyeleven111!!!!!!!!!!

No, but seriously? Rabid bats? Where? So like one or two were found in the rural side of Mundelein or something? Is that really enough to warrant some form of ridiculous sensationalism?

At least that's what's going on in the local newspaper. It must be a pretty slow news day. Really.