Get a job!
I heard something on the radio this morning about some woman getting her ass beat by some homeless guy. And what triggered the event? She told him to "Get a job!" So I suppose she really had it coming. If getting a job was so f'ing easy (especially in light of the current economy), I doubt the guy would be homeless. Obviously that was the wrong button to push, so hearing about it made me laugh. (Because I can't find a freaking job either, so I can relate to the trigger effect. I'm either under-experienced to get the job I want, or it's the kind of job which I wouldn't last long in. This is because I know if I'm doing something I hate or could care less about, I'm more than likely to tell people to fuck-off!)